Phonetoshop

When basic bitches edit their pictures on their phone using some shitty photo editing app.
Typical effects include but are not limited to:
Skin softening effect
Eyes enlarger and brightener
Increased contrast on muscles
Obvious acne removal
Shitty glitter effects around the face

Yo Cecilia is so hot in this pic!
Bro that's obviously phonetoshoped.

by Vanilanoop January 11, 2015

Pontoon ride

Slang for intercourse with a male.

Hey, how about a Pontoon Ride?

by Idontknowshit March 21, 2016

Ponton Family

A Family That is Fucked Up in so many ways.

The Ponton Family Is a fucked up family

by CrustyCxm July 6, 2020

pontoon pocket

The area in between pressed-inward breasts (see also: cleavage, the valley)) where one would insert their penis (referred to by some as a pontoon ) to engage in mammary intercourse (see also: titfuck)

Coined by SizeQueenSupreme

He stuffed a Jackson into the stripper's pontoon pocket, fervently dreaming of jammin' his wang in there.

by Sukebe- No Kotoba October 19, 2008

pontoon

The part of a catameran that keeps it afloat on the water. A catameran has two pontoons that are shaped like canoes. They are connected by a platform that the person sailing the boat sits on.

Without pontoons, a catameran would not be able to sail.

by zanny May 26, 2004

derrick ponton

mistake resulting from me pulling out too late in his mother. Tried to abort him but his mom couldn't afford the fee at the free clinic.

Derrick Ponton wants to fuck his hand all the time

by Derrick's dad September 6, 2004

ponytool

1. Any male with a ponytail.

2. This term can also be used regarding a man with long hair that can be put in a ponytail.

1. Look at that guy with long hair.. what a ponytool!
2. Hey ponytool, cut your hair!

by del rey east November 26, 2010