"The turbanator, The Sikh of tweak, The beard to be Feared"
Monty Panesar.
England Cricket left arm leg spinner, characterised for his trademark patka (casual turban), beard, staring eyes, massive hands, hillarious fielding and celebrations as well as for being an amazing spin bowler.
Often dubbed as England's brightest spin bowling prospect.
Monty Panesar.
England Cricket left arm leg spinner, characterised for his trademark patka (casual turban), beard, staring eyes, massive hands, hillarious fielding and celebrations as well as for being an amazing spin bowler.
Often dubbed as England's brightest spin bowling prospect.
Why the feck was Panesar dropped for the T20 world cup?
HA! Monty Panesar actually caught the ball...oh no wait...
Is that Panesar's 5th wicket?
Monty Panesar rocks my socks!
HA! Monty Panesar actually caught the ball...oh no wait...
Is that Panesar's 5th wicket?
Monty Panesar rocks my socks!
by Robbyd21 October 10, 2007
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Person #1: “Yo dawg, this is so sick. You snapped on that Instagram post!”
Person #2: “Excuse me? Oh, you must be from Somerset Academy. I’m shook sis.”
Somerset Academy Pembroke Pines: A school where everyone acts gay, and everyone is also very attractive.
Person #2: “Excuse me? Oh, you must be from Somerset Academy. I’m shook sis.”
Somerset Academy Pembroke Pines: A school where everyone acts gay, and everyone is also very attractive.
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Flesh Ear-phones is a term used for when a woman is sitting on a mans' face during oral sex and her thighs surround his head, smothering sound like ear-phones do. Sometimes, this term is dramatized by saying that the oral sex lasted for so long that the person giving it is for a long time unable to hear.
Perry: " Dude have you been listening to me?!"
Frank: " Sorry man, I went down on Judy last night and I got flesh ear-phones"
Frank: " Sorry man, I went down on Judy last night and I got flesh ear-phones"
by Frankietown October 24, 2009
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A: What is 'Poestory'?
B: It is a combination of two words, 'poetry' and 'story'.
A: Is it a new genre of writing in literature?
B: Yes it is!
A: Who invented it?
B: Md. Ziaul Haque, a well-known writer in Bangladesh, is the inventor of this type of writing.
A: What is the proper way of writing a 'poestory'?
B: Well, the first half of the story will be written in poetic form and the second or the last half will be in prose.
A: Thanks a lot for the wonderful explanation.
B: You are most welcome.
B: It is a combination of two words, 'poetry' and 'story'.
A: Is it a new genre of writing in literature?
B: Yes it is!
A: Who invented it?
B: Md. Ziaul Haque, a well-known writer in Bangladesh, is the inventor of this type of writing.
A: What is the proper way of writing a 'poestory'?
B: Well, the first half of the story will be written in poetic form and the second or the last half will be in prose.
A: Thanks a lot for the wonderful explanation.
B: You are most welcome.
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by shrek's wife October 27, 2020
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by Snappie October 3, 2008
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More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!
More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!
Jan: Hey Dirk, your ma se poes!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!
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