polynesian peekaboo

when you sneeze on the back of someone's head and when they turn around you whip your dick out

(Jim sneezes on the back of Stacy and whips his dick out)
Stacy: wtf was that
Jim: A Polynesian peekaboo

by HosaBaby59 February 26, 2023

polynesian savior

unlike a savior in every aspect possible; one of crushing heartlessness.. one with potential to be beautiful, but fundamentally void of soul.

Trust in your polynesian savior, he will give you hope, but you will ultimately lose a friend.

by no one April 11, 2005

Polynesian Pile Driver

Perform a normal pile driver. Lay a woman on her back and force her legs over her head. The man squats over the woman and forces his erect penis downward into the woman's vagina. The man then thrusts up and down like a jackhammer. In addition, the man takes the spiky head of a pineapple and shoves it up the woman's ass providing a very unpleasant sensation, along with a nice aroma and possible bleeding. If you want to get fancy and perform a "Polynesian pearl piledriver" the man must also dip his balls in honey and shaved coconut adding to the pleasant aroma.

My bitch was in the mood for pineapples, so I gave her a Polynesian pile driver. Nonetheless she never asked for pineapples again.
Sex piledriver pineapple

by hoover50 November 7, 2015

Polyniesic

1 A multifaceted open biomedical/mathematical principle.

2. A multi-origin virus or infection that can be cultivated and may be used both in conventional or bioengineered computer systems and in conventional life forms. The “I” in polyniesic can refer to the number one on a number line, the number 1 on a Cartesian coordinate system, and/or the word “I” meaning an imaginary unit or the one who is speaking or writing. The term comes from the medical term polynesic.

The polyniesic virus allowed a human being and a computer network to communicate.

by IrinarriCastrogiovanne April 3, 2013

polymikes

A Deltarune ship between the fake Mikes (Small Mike, Cat Mike, and Cowboy Mike, who are often referred to as Battat, Pluey, and Jongler by fans)

Person 1: i ship polymikes
Person 2: ok

by Frownelius February 20, 2026

Polynesian porpoise

Put your girl in the pile driver position. Put a pineapple ring around your cock and proceed to have anal sex

I gave my girl the Polynesian porpoise last night.

by Cliff Clavin April 7, 2022

Polynesian Pillow Fort

The act of resting breasts on your head. And having the breasts ejaculated onto as you try to catch the ejaculate in your mouth.

Roy and Jess let me participate in a Polynesian pillow fort last night.

by Flymtasm November 6, 2022