polynesian savior

unlike a savior in every aspect possible; one of crushing heartlessness.. one with potential to be beautiful, but fundamentally void of soul.

Trust in your polynesian savior, he will give you hope, but you will ultimately lose a friend.

by no one April 11, 2005

Polynesian Pile Driver

Perform a normal pile driver. Lay a woman on her back and force her legs over her head. The man squats over the woman and forces his erect penis downward into the woman's vagina. The man then thrusts up and down like a jackhammer. In addition, the man takes the spiky head of a pineapple and shoves it up the woman's ass providing a very unpleasant sensation, along with a nice aroma and possible bleeding. If you want to get fancy and perform a "Polynesian pearl piledriver" the man must also dip his balls in honey and shaved coconut adding to the pleasant aroma.

My bitch was in the mood for pineapples, so I gave her a Polynesian pile driver. Nonetheless she never asked for pineapples again.
Sex piledriver pineapple

by hoover50 November 7, 2015

Polynesian porpoise

Put your girl in the pile driver position. Put a pineapple ring around your cock and proceed to have anal sex

I gave my girl the Polynesian porpoise last night.

by Cliff Clavin April 7, 2022

Polynesian Pillow Fort

The act of resting breasts on your head. And having the breasts ejaculated onto as you try to catch the ejaculate in your mouth.

Roy and Jess let me participate in a Polynesian pillow fort last night.

by Flymtasm November 6, 2022

Polynesian Piano

A graceful and endearing term for a slot machine, in relation to its Polynesian player.

Oh my g! Let’s have a go at the Polynesian piano, and play some slaps!

by Composited June 24, 2023

Polynesia

Polynesia is the syndrome or state of forgetting, not being able to remember, all the (other) people you're fucking. It's a type of amnesia, caused by guilt feelings. It is often triggered by a comment from or the presence of a jealous lover or one that would prefer monogamy.

Tammy: "I heard you're with that blonde Teresa and also screwing that thot Trixie, are you?"
Tommy: "No, no, I'm only with you Tammy my love..."
Tammy: "What the hell, do you have Polynesia? Jill and Rachel saw you with both of them at a swingers party!!"

by CrotchGourmet July 25, 2023

Polynesian Purple Pube

The customary Polynesian tradition of dying your pubic hair purple and letting it soak in your father's vagina.

"Hey did you hear that Steven preformed the Polynesian Purple Pube?"

"Eww that's fucking gross."

by FlaMeinter May 28, 2025