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Often used when someone says something stupid or says a dumb joke. The word Gravy which is said by someone else to complete Post. When Not Gravy is used that means that the person who gave the post shouldn't have gave it which means that is was probably not necessary
yo momma so fat she played pool with the planets..... POST....Gravy!!
Post by josh henderson May 23, 2006
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Noun: A proverbial term, often used to refer to one who was cool at a prior point in time but is now wholly lame

Noun: One who often utilizes the phrase "I can't I have work tomorrow" to avoid basic responsibilities to friends

Noun: A male that used to enjoy bars, "stoges," "raging faist" and even had a designated song to play while "shotgunning" but now said male enjoys life's simpler pleasures, such as using the phrase " I can't I have to go to work"
EX 1:
That Will guy is such a post, don't you think?

Without a doubt! I know it, he knows it, everyone knows it, trust me folks he's a post.

Ex 2:
Hey Will what's going on? Do you want to drink beer?

"No I have to work tomorrow"
Someone who is being lame or boring. They are just present but not active in the situation.
"He's so post, especially in bed."
Post by PonyHoes February 18, 2017
after or later
Yo dawg ima see u post.
post by Therealdawg February 27, 2017
A dirty word that Facebook WILL NOT ALLOW!!
I tried to make our facebook page name "SoundPOST String Quartet" but Facebook said no.
POST by jace000 August 27, 2018
Post is a person who is extremely stubborn and stuck in his ways, best suited for the outdoors life away from society. Those Posts that live in the city can most often be found in the garage sippin on beers like a savage. Once a post starts drinkin there is no end in sight. All in all a real mans man.
Wow that post really crushed beers on Sunday
Post by Yanks67 August 1, 2019
A state of spiritual and physical being.
Blocking out his students when they laughed at the images in the temple of Angkor, Mr Lynde was posted in front of the class.
Post by Maliaobama November 7, 2019