plouder

A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.

"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."

by hodag1966 January 31, 2014

pludge

To apply a software update before it has been widely adopted, potentially exposing yourself to bugs or other undesirable effects.

OS 10.5 looks sweet, I just hope it doesn't hose my machine. Fuck it, I'm going to pludge.

by noodlepdx December 20, 2008

Plundergarments

Unisex clothing that is solicited by a woman typically after the distraught realization that the only clothing available after a night of sleeping over is the tattered remains of a dress worn the previous evening. They are requested to avoid the embarrassment of the walk of shame. Plundergarments are almost always several sizes larger than the woman's size and are likely never going to be returned, and thus it is recommended the clothes furnished have little or no personal value.

"Hey girl, those are some nice boy shorts! Where'd you get them?"
"I was surprised when the center from the basketball team gave them to me as plundergarments after our fling last week. I want to keep them, and I haven't returned his texts asking for them back!"

by JAKarp October 11, 2009

Poop Plundering

There has to be 2 people present in this act. Both he/she butt holes need to be touching each other. butt hole to butt hole.Then both individuals need to shit at the same time, making 2 poops become 1 poop.

One time I ate peanuts before poop plundering and made a nutty mess.

After a long day of poop plundering, Danny and Scott's bum holes were sore.

by HYM3N_DESTR0R February 4, 2014

pudenda

The Latin word for "shame," some Victorian clown thought it would be a great euphemism for female genitalia, possibly because he felt shame for wanting to see some.

May also have, over time, devolved into "pussy".

"'Pudenda' was Latin for 'shame'?"

"Yes, and 'vagina' meant 'scabbard'. Isn't studying Latin fun?"

by Gahmuret July 4, 2006

Pluser

Adjective, utilized to enhance one's aura, an addition to their personality, an expression of personal flattery that makes the giver and the receiver of the word feel good about themselves.

For example, when a man is so strong in his personality that he takes the time to notice a finer point about his partner and communicates something like, "You are more beautiful on the inside everyday, its a pluser".

Alternatively, when a woman tells a man that she is seriously connected to him and has a deep burning passion in her stomach when she wakes up. This would be a pluser for the woman and the man.

You have great, natural hair, no need for smelly, pasty, overpowering perfume. Your hair is a real pluser!

Your breasts bounce up and down when you laugh, they are, the daily double plusers(plural).

by The_Jockey November 13, 2009

Silver Plume

Silver Plume, Colorado is home to about 200 drunk off their ass or high off their mine tailings residents who all love their little town. Half the residents have their licenses taken away due to DUI and the other half can't afford a car. There is only about 200' of roadway that is paved, everything else is shithole of dirt roads and old ziplock bags of pot.

Person 1: "I can't seem to get drunk enough here in Florida at sea level."

Person 2: "Come to Silver Plume!"

by hydrostaticlubricator June 22, 2012