plurp

to eat soup with a plunger

man, I just hate it when I forget my spoon. Now I guess I have no choice but to PLURP!!!!

by taco banana feet June 4, 2009

Plurp

An abject, almost violent-yet small-fart. Out of nowhere kind of fart.

The kind of farts that sneak up on you and "PLURP!" it happens and plurp is also the noise it makes.

by plurpqueen1970 May 28, 2010

plurpin

1. the act of thinking/acting like someone you're not

guy 1: whats up with guy 2? he's acting like a total jackass
guy 3: he's just plurpin
guy 1: he's such a poser...

by mcfatj November 24, 2007

plurp

to tummy flash someone

he plurped me to show me his abs.

by daiquiri April 5, 2006

plerp

A small amount of compacted marijuana, usually amounting up to a bowl.

Hey man, will you sell me a little plerp for 5 bucks?

by Jake Honeycutt November 10, 2007

Plurp

Usually referring to the word lurp

A tall lanky person, who can't quite handle him/herself during physical activities, basketball, running etc. White or pale looking and fat. Despite his/her height their gut sticks out to quite an extent and when they show you this gut you will shudder in disgust.

Adam: Omg! look at Brent he's taller than the locker and yet he looks fat. Brent your such a plurp!

Brent: I am not a plurp!

by Baacke December 29, 2007

Plurp

Pleasant restless anticipation.

His last status update was "Plurp", so I guess he's just as excited for the concert tonight as I am.

by Morrighan42 October 17, 2011