Pressy

Contraction for "press pussy": anyone identifying as a member of the press whose snowflake-like behaviors or qualities leads them to hold opinions and feelings worthy only of a weakling or, because of said qualities is easily butthurt by truths that bruise or otherwise injure their infantile feelings, thereby reducing themselves to the status of a delicate being incapable of weathering the truths of reality that do not accord with their wishes.

It is almost universally the case that pressies are the sorts of people who, once given to displeasure of any degree toward another human being, group thereof, circumstance, object, event, organization, or other entity or concept, will go on a personal crusade to besmirch, disparage, discount, defame, insult, libel, smear, slander, malign, or otherwise cast aspersions upon the source of their butthurt with the purpose of bringing harm, either physically, financially, or by way of one's reputation.

Pressies represent one of the lowest forms of life to be found on earth, and perhaps even the galaxy.

People such as Jim Acosta and Rachel Maddow are prime examples of pressies.

The news anchor, a notorious pressy, went wild with the president's latest announcements of respect for the rights of all people.

by osan January 9, 2020

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