plates

P= Pussy
L= Legs
A= Ass
T= Tits (boobs)(breast)(normandy)
ES= Erection Starter

damn that bitch has p.l.a.t.e.s.!!!!

by Big Ass Blunt March 28, 2005

On a plate

A snotty little minge cafe ran by dirty bastards who give you square burgers. Nothing but a depressing experience apart from the fact it is brimming with sorts. On a plate sorts are the top of the production line sort.

“Do you wanna go to on a plate?”
“Fuck off you cunt never speak to me again “

by On a plate ambassador September 03, 2021

plating

the act of a sexual partner placing a clear glass kitchen plate over their partner's face and defecating on the plate.

I was plating my girlfriend the other night and she enjoyed the shape of my asshole.

by Dan Gammon October 16, 2008

Plated

Totally and uterly steaming(drunk)

I was totally plated last night!

by Adrian Roworth October 08, 2004

plate

To Plate : to record a photograph on any medium. From historical use of cut to size glass plates as a substrate or carrier medium for light sensitive emulsion.

"Let's plate this face and get outa this place"

by fotog January 18, 2004

Plated

The act of either shitting on a glass table while someone watches from underneath or placing a clear glass plate on your face and having someone shit on the plate. Some prefer using saran wrap as they can then feel the warmth of the turd laying on their face.

That bitch just plated me. Her asshole was so cute

by Shewmanga February 10, 2017

plate

Money, from Spanish 'plata' ( silver or money). Also, anything valuable.

Man, I'm flat. First mark I see, I'm takin plate.

by anarcissie May 14, 2011