placeboware

1. Software that prescribes to, but does not provides any value or enhancement.
2. Software that provides nonsensical increasing or decreasing values to system resources.
3. Software that suggests, but does not deliver any improvements to lifestyle, productivity or success.
4. Software that makes the user happier once it has been run.

Below are examples of placeboware, but this is by no means an exhaustive list:
Memory Optimizers / Managers / Cleaners / Defragmenters
Flash Disk Optimizers / Defragmenters
Operating Systems that require a single mouse button

by MarkRB November 13, 2009

plane note

1.
a note in which a person gives their friend when they are going on a trip, traveling by plane. Like a letter.

2. A letter given to a friend that they are supposed to read when they are on the plane.

1. "hey Hannah, here's a letter i wrote for you to read on the airplane. I hope you wrote me a plane note too

2. "Dear Laura, i hope you have an amazing trip in Florida. I hope your spring break is amazing! Give your grandma a hug for me! See ya in a week. Call me as soon as you're back, Love Lilly"

by Rundelly:) March 26, 2010

The Place

"the place" is wherever and whenever. As long as you're high on Marijuana aka Weed!

It's a code word so people know you're high, tag yourself at "The Place" on Facebook to show friends you're smoking da green!!!

Mate: Where are you guys?

Myself: Me and the boys are at The Place

Mate: Oh I want in, so... where are you? And don't say the place!

by Jacko Staff- The Place Founder August 9, 2012

placebo effect

This is mind over matter; when somebody believes that something will happen to his health, it does even when it wouldn't have otherwise. This generally happens when doctors tell patients that their health will improve even though there's no logical reason to believe that; the patients' optimism then helps heal them.

The doctor gave Jimmy sugar capsules and told them it would cure his headaches; it did even though the capsules didn't do anything. Classic placebo effect!

by iLikeSoup February 17, 2010

Placenta slap

The act of slapping ones baby daddy with placenta.

Kaya just had her baby and the father isnt around so she's decided to remind him he's a douche by placenta slapping him.

by Mumblina24 July 12, 2015

plamedi

Sexy young woman with a fantastic sense of humor, she's strong,independent,loyal,caring and a very goood friend. She's also a person with a very good sense of style and is very smart. Her body is the bomb and her style is in fleek.

Damn,Plamedi slays

by Beautifulgirl456 December 31, 2016

pray for a plane crash

Used to describe a situation of no hope, a hail Mary or act of God is needed. Often used for sports, when you hope the other team doesn't show up.

The Steelers are coming to town to play the Bengals this weekend, do you think Cincinnati can win?

The Bengals quarterback is out and our coach has no game plan, pray for a plane crash.

by Mastersacks July 11, 2017