python

The best thing to happen to Computer Science students in a data and file structures or algorithms class.

Joe: "Man...I spent a week coding that algorithm in C."
Moe: "I got it done in one evening with Python. It works great."
Joe: "Say, what? Where can I download that?"

by TheNextBillGates March 30, 2010

Monty Pythony

An activity that recreates or celebrates the antics of the British comedy team Monty Python. Pronunciation: Pythony rhymes with Monty.

His ability to recite entire scenes from 'Holy Grail' shows his gift for Monty Pythony

by Overjive November 29, 2010

Blinding Python

When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.

Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!

by that engel guy March 21, 2012

Monty Python

"A lovely pile of filth."
Excellent for instructing your history students as to what life was REALLY like in the Middle Ages.

And what floats in water?
Churches!
Apples!
Baked Gravy!
Very Small Rocks!

by emiolie February 24, 2004

Monty Python

Some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. All you wankers who think otherwise can suck my proverbial cock.

I am watching "And Now for Something Completely Different" as I type this.

by eeting iballs July 17, 2003

Resting Python

An extremely large shit. When you haven't crapped in days and then finally let it explode out your anus. A very key characteristic of the resting python is the ability to get the feces to wrap around the inside of the toliet bowl like a resting snake.

"Dude, John, come here and check out this resting python in it's natural habitat!"

by Scott Hild November 4, 2007

Monty Python

THE FUNNIEST DAMNED SHOW EVER! 'Nuff said.

"Is this Bolton or isn't it?!"
"Yes it is how can I help ya?"
"But I was just in here an hour ago and you said this wasn't 'Bolton'"
"No, no, no. That was a pun"
"What kind of a pun is that?"
"No, no. I-its one of those words that are spelled the same forwards and backwards."
"A palindrome?"
"Yes that's it!"
"But that's not a palindrome! The opposite of 'Bolton' is 'Notlob'!"

by Big-D November 21, 2004