Pistachio eyed means that you're so high (blazed) that your eyes start to look like pistachios. Your eye is the pistachio seed and your eye lids are the pistachio shell. The shell on a pistachio slighty covers the seed inside to where you can barely see it which resembles your eyes.
"Damn man! I'm so pistachio eyed!"
"Look at Leo, he is pistachio eyed!"
"Did you get pistachio eyed last night?"
"Look at Leo, he is pistachio eyed!"
"Did you get pistachio eyed last night?"
by Emoore058 July 10, 2014
Get the Pistachio Eyed mug.Generic expletive. Usually indicative of a sudden extreme emotion (happy, sad, surprised), and often used in situations where an outburst cannot be contained, yet swearing is not allowed.
"My computer just ate my hard drive! With all my porn! And Grandma's in the next room! TEN PISTACHIO SHELLS!!!"
by Alex Reynard March 4, 2004
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the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.
May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"
person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"
person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"
person B: "like 20!!"
person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"
person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"
person B: "like 20!!"
person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
by katiesawesome December 19, 2008
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Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"
Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"
Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"
Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"
Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
by wolff333 June 3, 2009
Get the To Offer a Pinocchio mug.1. A slang term meaning oral sex.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.
1. I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I hope she gives me Pinocchio.
2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.
2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.
by hot-fire July 16, 2008
Get the Pinocchio mug.A random blood rush to one's penis causing a spontaneous erection. Often causes embarrassment and laughter.
by L0stf0rever June 7, 2011
Get the Pinocchio Pants mug.A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.
Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
by /weird February 12, 2019
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