piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

by ursamel July 24, 2007

piss on a plate

Something very flat.

Her chest is as flat as piss on a plate.

by T-Biz July 20, 2006

piss on me

screw me over. create chaos in my life. mess with me.

don't piss on me, tell me if you don't want this

by Anna Bratta April 1, 2008

Piss on shit

To piss on a turd in the toilet.

Dude One: "Theres a turd in the toilet and it won't flush damn thing is out of order!!"

Dude Two: "Well just piss on shit!"

by Quentin_B December 11, 2006

Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.

Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.

by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011

piss on it

Another saying for "fuck it" or "I don't care"

My hair looks like craps, oh well "piss on it"

by tamtamB October 10, 2015

Piss on an anthill

A) intention here is that the person will leave you alone by engaging in harassing some thing that will cause them pain
B) The ants will travel up your steam stream of Urine into your urethra and sting you until you stop
C) a pagan’s way of saying “go fuck yourself” — because we don’t actually want you to feel pleasure as a result of your annoyance, that would be alchemy ;)
D) a term driven by intuition between my dead brother and I as kids :)

Really?! Are you serious? Go piss on an anthill!

Why don’t you just go piss on an anthill?

by Autumn Rain January 20, 2021