poorphobia

the fear of poor people. most rich snobs have some sort of poorphobic disorder.

hobo: "spare some change?"

rich snob: "ohh my get away form me you filthy hobo"

hobo: *not another asshole with poorphobia"

by paulsgay January 25, 2011

Pitaphobia

The fear of being stalked by a creepy bald man that is obsessed with rainbows.

I always have a feeling that Pittas is watching me... I must have pitaphobia.

by Pittas September 18, 2013

Philophobia

Fear of being in love.

X: "Man, have you seen what people do when they're in love? They do all sorts of stupid, embarrassing stuff usually for no reason what-so-ever. People who are scared of being in love are not strange at all, they're just sensible."
Y: Oh...Sure! They have Philophobia."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Primophobia

Primophobia is someone who manipulates their friends, lies, plays the victim every chance they get, and posts tiktoks for sympathy.

Person 1- OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT PRIMOPHOBIA POSTED? THEY DON’T DESERVE THIS.
Person 2- Stfu you’re only her mutual cuz she has followers, and you’re lonely.

by CallMeCarson’sParolOfficer September 28, 2021

Philophobia

(noun) A fear of being in love or falling in love. Usually because of past relationships or family issues.

Sally: I don't think we should hang out anymore.
Bobby: Why not?
Sally: I have philophobia.

by qwertypeach August 8, 2010

Pedophobia

na. An acute fear or hatred of young people, ie; persons under the age of consent (16 in Western Australia).

"The principal of the school seems to suffer from pedophobia"

by Mell Kerr September 21, 2006

Piephobia

The fear of pie, not the math term, but the literal physical dessert pie.

What should I get John for his Birthday, a cake or some pie?

No dude, didn’t you hear, John has Piephobia. If you get him a pie he’ll shat his pants.

by Sumdudebehind7/11 August 21, 2020