toilet painting

a spray of loose fecal material that colors the walls of the commode

projectile dirrrhea

by Sirgey Pinchalov September 20, 2003

loose pantie

a woman commonly known for fucking around.

dude: " i wouldn't like to fuck her"

dude 2: " that loose pantie"

by spider333 February 13, 2009

panties

Next to the greatest thing on Earth. ;)

Josh: "I love panties, but they keep coming between me and what I love most."

by SweetBlue October 6, 2005

keep your panties on

An expression used primarily in the southern U.S. to tell someone who is acting impatiently to calm down.

Person #1: Ya'll best be fixin' to get them fences up 'fore I get mind to tan your hide!
Person #2: I reckon you keep your panties on, darlin', or you gon' get madder than a wet hen!

by RebelLass84 August 28, 2015

Panting

The process to putting on pants.

I am PANTING in my room.

by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2022

Dirty Painting

To dirty paint is to have a blank canvas i.e a very pale wench.

(Dirty painting is to try to make an improvement to an abomination of a woman which cant look any worse)

This act of dirty painting is when a fugly white girl is stripped down and have faecal matter from the artist rubbed all over the canvas. The artist may or may not choose to use a variation of bodily fluids for different colours. As in phlegm used for a green or a pale yellow, ear wax for orange, or spooge used for a white or a slimy texture. The dirty painting is only complete when the surface area of the wench is covered in exotic bodily fluids.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Wendy?

Guy 2: That disgustingly overweight blob that constantly smells like sweaty flab flaps?

Guy 1: Yeah! i heard some sick artist pinned her down and made her a dirty painting!?!?!?!

Guy 2: hope he made an improvement

by ELWOOD November 6, 2012

pantie rascal

one who is kinkie as hell in bed.

i heard tom shoved a lolipop up sarahs vagina" " what a pantie rascal

by stackattack January 13, 2011