Phastic

phantastic + phallic = phastic

closely related to:
King Phastos and the Anal Knights

"Oh, these nuts taste really phastic!"

by PrinzessinBrusthilde November 3, 2014

Physting

Getting fisted by a physics exam

The last question gave me a good physting

by ganzobeans March 30, 2017

Phystyjew

Food that fights the oven

That pizza is a phystyjew.

by Broveynick January 1, 2018

Phisting

When you receive a phishing text message.

He got an erotic text message that inviting him to join log into a special web site to meet up, but it turned out it was just a scammer phisting him.

by Sleepthief June 9, 2018

Phisting

When you go to what you think is a prostate exam and end up with a fist in your ass.

I went to what I thought was a discount doctor for my prostate exam and ended up getting a phisting from a hobo.

by mattarkot March 4, 2019

Phosterious

In a very fast or speedy way

Diana was phosterious in organizing her life that night

by moka2 May 22, 2021

Phostar

Someone who shovels snow off their lawn and does donuts with his lawnmower in the snow.

Look at the Phostar, what an idiot.

by Phostar hater December 16, 2022