Phone

What you are most likely reading this on you dingbat

My phone is dead let's hold a funeral

by Flash Celeritas February 20, 2020

Phone

An amazing device that allows you to call, text, play games, email/gmail (SAME THING), etc.

Person: Can i buy this phone?

ImmaPerson2: Sure
Person: I FINALLY CAN PLAY ROBLOX THANKS

by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) July 28, 2019

phoning

Using the numbers on phones to decode curse words

Ex: 286 = cum

I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face! That's right, I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face!

by Mister D October 18, 2004

Phone

A small personal device that people use WAY too much. They do many things and can communicate at anytime. People that have phones often spend way too much time on it and might even get addicted. Most people love their phone as if it's their baby.

Ya man I've been on my phone all night.

by humanthatiscrazy52 November 30, 2016

Phoning

The act of inserting your finger into a hole of a man's/woman's body (doesn't matter what hole it is) and saying: "E.T. phone home".

I was phoning that hot crowdsurfer at the concert yesterday.

by Onset_Of_Putrefaction August 20, 2013

phone

Used as a verb. Many people replace it with "call or calling".

I am going to phone the post office.

by Steven Morris August 25, 2003

On the Phone

When someone is in enough pain from any non-life threatening ailment, where they can't sit comfortably in a chair. They keep wiggling and slurking...eventually settling in a position with a head tilted to the side...as if they are on the phone...

I pulled up a chair so my wife would play me in Madden 95(All-Madden vs. Jets). I looked-over at her at halftime and saw that due to her increasing abdominal pain, she was on the phone, so we had to quit.

by Acebinkley September 3, 2005