when you take a smart asian person and call him a dumb ass bitch and proceed to ejaculate on his face and body until it is a solid cast then throw him in the ocean
Matt: "I've been going to Phillies games since I was a little kid. Way before all this world series band wagon bull"
Mike: "Dude you're a total Phan!"
Ryan: "Hey I heard you were a Phan, who's your favorite player?"
Bob: "Uh dude I love Utley! Chad Utley! Or is it Chris Utley? I forget but dude I'm such a Phillies nut!"
Ryan: "Uh I don't think so. Not even close to a phan."