peelums

Peelums is the feeling you get when someone gives you a distorted facial expression that you just can't read.

Jeez, did you see Jenny today? She was giving me the peelums!

by shigekims June 13, 2008

Old Lady Perfume

Cheap perfume that smells terrible and makes everyone except the perfume wearer sick. Usually worn by women who are 50 years of age or older. Tends to stick to hair and clothing.

"Susan stopped by last night and my whole house reeks like old lady perfume. She hugged me and I had to take a shower and wash my clothes to get it off me."

Greg: "It stinks in here, what is that?!"
Marsha: "Alice was just here and I'm pretty sure she bathed in old lady perfume this morning."
Greg: "Gross. Go take a shower."

by mlamson January 7, 2011

perfumed fart

A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.

Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today!

by mstrdstr08 March 11, 2010

Booty perfume

The fragrance that emanates from the crack below your back, most notably after passing wind or defacating.

"I smell something rancid.... It's probably Cherise's booty perfume. I could hear her stomach gurgling across the room."

by GasMachine May 4, 2010

perfume jump

the act of a woman depositing her scent on another person close enough for them to smell; aka a girlie facial

"that fucker kept using his teeth so I perfume jumped all over his face. take that asshole!"

by atillathehoney February 22, 2008

perfumista

a perfume enthusiast

A true perfumista is is not daunted by expense or exclusivity; the most important thing is to obtain a sample of the most interesting new niche fragrances for direct experience.

by Luccia March 12, 2007

perlumptious

"An item or, body part that is large or any type of big sizes."

"Wow she has perlumptious titties."

by _violet_ April 23, 2018