penissilitis

-(adjective) the uncomfortable, yet exciting, feeling of inflammation in the ejaculatory duct after masturbation or sexual intercourse
-(verb) pouring a flammable substance onto a penis and proceeding to set it on fire

-Alan had immense penissilitis after his sexy time.
-J.B. conducted penissilitis on his x-girlfriend's new guy.
-Penissilitis makes Katie want to be a boy.

by teddy at ku September 16, 2007

Tonsil Penisitis

An acute rash-like disease brought on by severe rubbing of a man's (or transexual person's) penis on another person's tonsils (Whores, and Gay Men, are most commonly diagnosed).

Investigator: How did the victim die?
Doctor: The victim died of a severe case of Tonsil Penisitis.
Investigator: That's fucked up.
Doctor: Yes, the people who get it generally are.

by MR>CROW October 2, 2009

penisillin

What imma be givin' yer mom tomorrow night

oh baby oh baby I need yer penisillin

by your benefactor November 21, 2003

penisitis

a person bound by their genitals

by the hore October 24, 2003

penisitis

rare but common disorder in which one must always use sometimes two contradictory ideas

penisitis got you down?

by Bradleyfive April 20, 2008

penisitis

Any festy looking peenie, unwashed or smelly peenie, peenie with cheese, male STD, secretions from the peenie, pimples on or near the peenie, or even just a really embarrassingly small peenie can be said as having penisitis.
*Please note, if a wang gets penisitis, it is then classed as being a peenie, not a wang* (Please refer to PEENIE)

"Oh my God!! Have you seen Andrew's cock? He has a nasty case of penisitis!!"
"Dude, you might wanna go see a doctor about that, it looks like you got penisitis"

by Vag hater May 8, 2008

Penisality

The amount of sawg or bounce of am man or shemale's penis.

The penisality of his dick was so smooth it was like sexy chocolate.

by bexter the bunny November 28, 2011