penial disfunction

Something that your gran pa has

Hey gramma are you stuffing the marsh mellows into the piggy bank?
Yeah but I call it penial disfunction

by MrNobody:P May 6, 2017

bi-penial

(Adjective) Of or having two penises; two-dicked.

Holy shit, man... I was watching this special on the Discovery channel, and they said that there'e people who are bi-penial. That they have two dicks, man!

by Jorge April 5, 2003

Penial cyst remover

A penial cyst remover is performed by using a blunt object. Such as a tongue ring or stud.

Dude 1: “Man I went to the doctor and he told me there was nothing he could do for my penial cyst. But after seeing old Tongue Ring Terry that thing must have broken up.

Her jaws are like strong as hell! She’s a penial cyst remover!“

Dude 2: “I know. That Terry gives one hell of a blow job”

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

Penial Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.

Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.

by cantbetheking January 5, 2014

aggressive-penial-thrusts

when a woman puts her mouth on a man's cock and thrusts repeatedly

God my aggressive-penial-thrusts i used last night might of killed that whore.

by alexandraswartzsuckscock January 18, 2012

Peniale region

This is where the property of the Male sucks and fucks.

I was with my property and she sucked my peniale region

by Aliazer Alicea March 21, 2019

Acute Penial Disorder

The disorder of a small penis.

This guy is so small. I think he has acute penial disorder.

by LukesSoBeast March 21, 2011