Peeny

an imature word for penis

i went to go pee pee but i couldnt get out my peeny so my pants got peeny juice on them

by j2thadubs November 23, 2003

A 'Plenty' Poo

When you go for a poo, but you only need to wipe once.
named after the advert by 'plenty' kitchen towel, as the catchphrase is: 'One sheet does plenty'.

Guy 1: Maaaan, it only took me like 1 minute to do that turd, only had to wipe once!
Guy 2. Mate, must of been A 'Plenty' Poo.

by 65IOU4 November 19, 2011

Plenty more pussy in the litter box

When a girl pies you but there are a lot more girls about to crack on with

Steve: victoria just pied me to go out with her mates
Chris: don’t worry mate there’s plenty more pussy in the litter box
Steve: you’re right I’ll give Jessica a message now

by Christophe6969 July 14, 2019

plenty attractive

When you find someone to be very attractive, but they didn’t think you’d find them attractive, this is the term for that.

Guy: “I just didn’t think you’d find me that attractive.”
Girl: “I find you plenty attractive wdym?”

by Secret-115 October 24, 2020

Peentard

A gay man with a learning disability.

Carl: What did you call Jim again?

Richard: I called him a peentard. Got a problem?

by gameismyname January 28, 2022

plenty to eat at home

means there is sufficient vagina available for cunnilingus at home and that one does not need to procure additional vagina(s) by sexually harassing one's employees.

Ex. Rob Ford "I would never ask X to eat her pussy, I am happily married and have plenty to eat at home"

by rooster45 November 16, 2013

parsnips a-plenty

An old Homestar Runner cartoon in which Strong Bad attempts to foil Homestar's plans to make parsnip soup. Strong Bad challenges Homestar to a duel. After the missing scene, Homestar is the victor. Then Homestar does a dance. At the end, Homestar tries the soup, spits it out at Fat Dudley, and refuses to give any to Sicklipan.

Homestar: Let's make soup.
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
...

by Anonymous June 4, 2003