peeling the banana

they way you push back the forskin

yeah baby peel that banana

by Nick February 19, 2004

glue peeling

putting a layer of glue on your finger and waiting for it to dry, then peeling it which is "SATISFYING"

last Saturday I was glue peeling with my bro.

by b0b_th3_bu!1d3r June 10, 2019

Peeling Bananas

The manipulation and exploitation of the male species by appearing interested and willing to reward. Bananas are peeled for personal gain or just pure entertainment.

G: Let me send this provocative txt to X and then he can fix my History essay!
H: Tututut, your peeling bananas again!

by YourCakeface January 28, 2009

Peeling Onions

Peeling Onions

(Peehl-ling Uhn-Yuns)

Definition: Crying or Sobing.

Term: Verb

E.g. - Yo' bro, you can quit peeling onions now.

or

Why is Tammy peeling onions again?

by Onion Guru Tim March 27, 2011

peeling

When guy is masturbating into banana peel

1) U looks so happy today.
2) Yeah I had peeling

by TheBany January 23, 2020

Goat Peeling Apparatus©

The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.

Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"

Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

peeling dem drawz

When your underwear is so tight, you need to peel them off inch by inch. . .right before you lay dat pipe.

"Yo Neil, I was peeling dem drawz when I realized her parents were pulling up in the driveway."

by Jimmy La Chateau September 5, 2006