Pedestrionage 

The act of a single individual infiltrating a conversation that is among a group unknown to him or her.

Derived from the words "pedestrian" and "espionage".

A group of friends are walking to a party, when all of a sudden they notice some random person walking among them and eavsdropping on their conversation. They don't know this person, but he is attempting to go along undetected.

The individual that attempted to integrate himself into the group has committed Pedestrionage.

Pedestrionage by pnkflyd99 April 8, 2009

pedestrian rage 

n. Extreme anger toward motorists, similar to road rage. To express anger toward motorists while walking.

She had a major case of pedestrian rage.

pedestrian rage by Laila Matar October 5, 2005

pedestrianism 

(1) The act of being a pedestrian as a way of thinking and being.

(2) An act committed whilst being a pedestrian (Kind of like terrorism)

(1) "I was thinking of starting the first church of Pedestrianism"

(2) When he walked infront of a car, the newspapers reported it only as a 'pedestrianism'

pedestrianism by Haydenem April 29, 2006

Pedestrian 

Is just another word for speed bump.

Abandon All Ships-Pedestrian is just another word for speed bump now called take one last breath.

Pedestrian by ghillie suit May 29, 2011

Pedestrian 

A political or religious belief.... maybe in the middle of the road or just don't give a F**K! A great answer when someone asks what political or religious belief are you... just say PEDESTRIAN!

I am a liberal, conservative pedestrian who is not affiliated with a religion, however I celeberate all of the Christian, Jewish, Muslem and other such holidays in order to get cool gifts and to get drunk!

Pedestrian by d0c August 12, 2006

pedestrian face-off

This happens a lot to Americans who come on holiday in Australia, because we drive on the left and walk on the left of the footpath (sidewalk). Our first reaction is to dodge left when Americans' is to dodge right.

Local: "I just had a pedestrian face-off with another stupid yank."

Returned ex-pat: "They're not stupid, mate, they're just different."

Local: "Well, they fully talk stupid!"

pedestrian face-off by Luke O'Dwyer September 21, 2005

Pedestrian Gravity 

The law of physics which dictates that a slow pedestrian who is about to be overtaken by a fast pedestrian will suddenly and without warning swerve into the path of the fast pedestrian as if they are attracted to each other by real gravity. The slower pedestrian is usually oblivious to their surroundings and is quite dumb. The effect of Pedestrian Gravity increases exponentially with speed, with near or actual accidents occuring at high rates of speed.

I was hustling home along a busy sidewalk to take a dump but I didn't account for Pedestrian Gravity. This oblivious moron swerved right into my path and I bumped into her. We both fell over and I almost crapped my pants.

Pedestrian Gravity by McCreators October 11, 2011