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pwnagraph

N. A picture depicting a serious scene of total ownage, or pwnage.
Holy shit dude, check out this pwnagraph, those CS:S noobs got owned!
by sean5892 December 10, 2008
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Paragraph texter

Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.

If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses

Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.
"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"
by OHHH, It's JOHN CENA!!!! September 12, 2016
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paragrapho

Example: the one that I apqqoi sallal qoiaua sieowp owouwi omti is the impostor that woqoqp. I know that woqoqp eidelwl qoppa aial. I don’t know what to say woqoqowowooq aowosksk akaio.
Sorry, paragrapho.
by mtyuaduauduve3845 January 7, 2021
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paragraph andy

Someone who writes long, angry rants on social media, private messages, or in live chats.
Tries to sound like an expert, but comes off unhinged and delusional.
Wtf, looks like we've got some Paragraph Andys in the comments. I don't have time to read all this bullshit; what are they mad about this time?
by ItstheK May 27, 2022
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pawnography

The study of the wider power struggles in a tv show, book series or other form of media, often taking into account the implications of manipulation and backstabbing on other characters and the overall story. Also refers to a chart, diagram or internal mapping of such power struggles as a result of intensive pawnographic study.

Complex pawnographies often take on a web-like appearance; simpler pawnographies can be explained in a linear fashion. Some stories may have an unclear or unresolved pawnography, and others may have none at all.

Depending on the preferences of the individual, pawnography can be described as twisted, perverse, mind-bending, life-changing, or exactly what decent writing needs.
Friend A: Dude, check out this wicked pawnographic study I found.
Friend B: I don’t know man, the Game of Thrones pawnography looks too involved.
by AnonyTee March 4, 2018
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pragraph

Pronunciation: \ˈper-ə-ˌgraf, ˈpa-rə-\
Origin: Created in the early 21st Century, around 2009 A.D. in mid-September. Drived from the english language paragraph
Function: noun
Definition:

1.This means to write a lengthy, meaningful passage for a person you care for or trust, possibly a brother figure or even a best friend.(Grrrk)
2. the reason being is that this guy loves passage that exploit a persons day to the utmost detail.

2a.What does that mean? It means that a long thought full response is better than a 3 worded response. IT shows that you are willing to spend the time to explain how your day/experience down to the smallest, tiniest detail.

Who can wright these? anyone from a kindergartner to a highschooler in ap classes.(aka JS)
This is a pragraph

example: How was your first day at school?

Oh! My day was absolutely stupendous! It was filled with exhilarating surprises and new experiences! Although, I did not see some of my closest friends because we have different lunched and schedules. But I am absolutely positive that this year will be productive and full of intriguing adventures!

This is not a pragraph:

How was your day?

It was good.
by Orangekami September 19, 2009
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paragraphical

Yes that last email subject line was paragraphical
by GM-Analyst-Lover October 23, 2011
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