Paulie the penis

A character on TV Sex Pals!You can watch it on newgroundsdotcom.It is also a great icebreaker in an uneventful chat with a friend!

I'm Paulie the penis and I'm a penis!

by me vs you vs the world February 17, 2010

Palsied Chicken

The palsied chicken exists when you get an article of clothing, especially a coat, as a present (holiday, birthday, etc.) and it is too tight, especially in the arms. You either really like it or don't want to hurt the gifter's feelings, and you plan to lose weight soon. The palsied chicken comes into affect when you periodically try on the clothing, and your arms are stuck close to your sides and you flap them trying to wriggle into the top. Hence you look like a chicken with cerebral (or any variety) palsy.

My sister got me a great blazer for Christmas, but i'm still pulling off the palsied chicken and it's February. Damn turkey leftovers.

by KatieMaidenName December 5, 2007

paulsen

A very nice and easy going person, usually has a sas-itude but it all good though with their enormous booty.

Hey, what's up, you Paulsen, nice booty by the way

by Clowny January 25, 2017

Paulie Shore

Inserting velveta cheese blocks inside of an asshole and fucking the pussy intill the cheese is nice melted in the bootyhole then you proceed to Feltch the cheesy substance out of said bootyhole

Man that Paulie shore made it feel like i was cumming out my asshole.

HEY! That Paulie shore left my cheese in my mouth god damnit!

How much for a Paulie Shore?

If it smells like a Paulie Shore and tastes like a Paulie Shore than its probably a Paulie Shore.

by Deathbyfishdix July 26, 2011

Paulien

A Paulien is a cute small girl. She is really tiny just like her name. She is very smart and a little bit anti social. When people are enterering in her world she becomes a funny and sweet girl who likes laughing. Having a friendship with a Paulien is amazing so keep it.

"Did you see that sweet and quiet girl?"

"Yes, she was a Paulien!"

by sterre February 6, 2018

Palsied Walrus

The Palsied Walrus is a very complicated and specialized sexual maneuver that is not for the faint of heart or inflexible. In fact, months of yoga are helpful in preparing for this act. You will need a burlap sack, a half gallon of ginger ale, five pairs of plastic zip ties, the valves from a tuba, and a small dog. The sack must soak overnight in the ginger ale. The rest of the ginger ale, tuba valves, and dog go carefully into the sack along with three or more people as long as none of them are the same sex. the sack is then zip tied closed and tossed into a pile of dirty hotel mattresses. While the goings on inside the sack are largely a mystery, you can tell you did it right if the dog and one person are missing afterward and the last person out of the sack is Tony Danza.

I asked Sheila for a Palsied Walrus on my birthday, but she had no idea what the fuck I was talking about.

by cotchbuuti August 6, 2009

Paulie

Referring to a student/ alum of the elite boarding school St. Paul's School. They have many of their own word, so never try to join into a conversation unless invited.

Hey were my paulies at?

by steezymac December 22, 2010