pachella

Most beautiful , smart but play stupid , crazy , funny and special person On earth. She loyal . She play hard is soft . She a person how say i dont care but care.
Cares about people how she loves no matter what. She can be mean but also sweet.

(Pachella )is so sweet,crazy and loyal

by Feyenoorder010 February 25, 2017

Patches

Patches

Patches

by anonymous July 16, 2021

Patches Dream’s Cat

Patches is the bestest cat ever. No one likes her owner but everyone thinks that Patches is fucking awesome !!!!

— Have you seen Patches Dream’s cat?
— Oh yeah!! She's the coolest cat ever!
— I know, right!

by anonymous February 14, 2022

Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.

M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.

by papa patches June 1, 2023

Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011

Patches O'Houlihan

You are having sex with a girl, reverse cowgirl style in her wheel chair, on an incline. As your finishing, lift her by her lifeless hips, and toss her in front of the wheelchair, and proceed to run the bitch over. The best part about this technique, is she'll still be there tomorrow. But if you're a gentleman, you'll call her a cab.

So I gave this girl a Patches O'Houlihan, and I was going to call her a cab, but she got hit by a semi. At least I got the wheelchair out of the deal.

by Jeff King Man February 27, 2007

Patcher

Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.

Tom Breen is such a fucking patcher

by Twunt December 9, 2013