Passenger Derby

The game that pilots play after takeoff.

The rules:
1. Leave the seatbelt signs on for a good hour after takeoff.
2. Send the drinks trolly up and down the plane atleast three times.
3. Get one of the stewards or stewardesses to run through the people that they think have a good chance of getting to the toilet first via the pilots intercom.

4. Captian And First Officer take bets on who they think will reach the toilet first. The items on the cheese tray are generly used as stake.
5. The Captian turns off the seatbelt sign and the steward or stewardesses uses pilots intercom to commentate on the race.
6. The cheese is eaten by the winning better.

Stewards or Stewardesses: Captian, the seatbelt sign has been on for over an hour.

Captain: I know

Stewards or Stewardesses: Are we playing Passenger Derby?

Captain: Yes

by Douglas Richardson February 6, 2012

The Struggle Pisser

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.

Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"

by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008

passenger of shit

the single most best music ever

"passenger of shit kicks ass"

by shit wanka February 16, 2018

paster

person of bad coding skills that pastes sources from unknowncheats/mpgh

Person 1: wow ur such a paster
Person 2: no dude i found these sources on unknowncheats!1

by dab-a-roo March 4, 2017

Pool pisser

A 30 something YMCA male who dives into the unoccupied kiddie pool and proceeds to urinate through his under armour shorts while staring at the life guard.

That ex football player amounted to nothing in life but a god damn pool pisser.

by Bdevil5 December 14, 2010

smash pissers

to smash pissers means to have sex.

hey, do you wanna go smash pissers?

by i love boobs February 6, 2007

Passenger's Ass

When you've been sitting for a long period of time (usually in a car) and you start to experience a slight burning sensation in your ass.

Person1: Can we take a pit stop?
Person2: Passenger's Ass?

by $e9a October 25, 2009