Parch your lips

To (sexually) turn a girl off.

Sorry I didn't know you hated that, I didn't mean to parch your lips.

by Dr. Vaginal Bleeding (PhD) June 17, 2019

the parched lady

A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.

Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"

Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"

*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"

by TugMasterW December 1, 2013

Parche

Old slang for vagina in Mexican Spanish.

Tony, se le va calentar el Parche a Naomi when she sees the house you just closed on.

Translation: Tony, Naomi’s pussy is gonna get horny when she sees the house you just closed on.

by Yod312 July 1, 2020