fairly parched

In dire need of something to drink or you will possibly die of dehydration. THAT bad.

"Oh hey sister, can you bring me a doctor pepper? I'm fairly parched."

by Ayogirrrl January 5, 2018

Parch your lips

To (sexually) turn a girl off.

Sorry I didn't know you hated that, I didn't mean to parch your lips.

by Dr. Vaginal Bleeding (PhD) June 17, 2019

Parche

Old slang for vagina in Mexican Spanish.

Tony, se le va calentar el Parche a Naomi when she sees the house you just closed on.

Translation: Tony, Naomi’s pussy is gonna get horny when she sees the house you just closed on.

by Yod312 July 1, 2020