Pantsplode

A form of Precum that occurs unexpectedly within a male's pant in the course of Making out with another female/Male

Listen Gen, I don't think I've failed No nut November just because I've pantsploded after making out with you, it's out of my control .
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by Sir Sire November 7, 2020

Panteleimon Ponomarenko

Panteleimon Kondratyevich Ponomarenko (Пантелеймо́н Кондра́тьевич Пономаре́нко) was a Soviet politician and one of the leaders of the partisan resistance in Belarus during WW2.
His face is the main default portrait for leaders in the grand-strategy war game Hearts Of Iron IV (HOI4).
His name has also become a sort of inside joke.

bro1: Hey, why is the leader of (country1) the same guy as (country2)?
bro2: The leaders have yet to have correct portraits, the one you're seeing is the default portrait, his name is Panteleimon Ponomarenko
bro1: Thanks for enlightening me bro.

by Nidardos RatOiler December 5, 2021

Piss-pantsed

transitive verb: To accidentally urinate in your pants despite being fully aware.

Oh shit, Johnny just piss-pantsed himself in the garden.

by gertzy8 September 26, 2008

pantser

A pantser is someone who writes without an outline. They wing it. A conscientious writer -- a planner -- prefers to have an outline before writing something of non-trivial length or complexity, but not the panster. He, she, or they will write as if wearing pants on fire: they literally have no time to write an outline and just make it up as they go.

Seven years ago I was full pantser and then I started doing NaNoWriMo. -- Pat Marin

by lousyd October 2, 2019

PJ pantsed

Having your sexual overtures preemptively deterred by your partner wearing a pair of ratty old (usually flannel) pajama bottoms to bed. Not to be confused with getting pantsed, it is the opposite of peacocking. Whereas peacocking is defined as dressing for attention, just as peacocks use their feathers to attract a mate, PJ pantsing is a conscious effort to dress down, thereby sending a clear signal to your prospective mate that there will be no nookie tonight.

I thought she was in the mood after a couple glasses of wine, but when we got to the bedroom she PJ pantsed me, rendering me flacid in no time.

by Bart County Scrivener January 27, 2015

Pantslessism

The new found religion that believes in no pants. The term pants includes shorts, capris, and skirts. However underwear or a bathing suit bottom is needed for meetings. Please comment to join this religion. And remember PANTS ARE FOR SQUARES

"Why don't you have pants on?"

"Its aganst our religion, Pantslessism"

by pantsareforsquares July 8, 2009

pantel

a person who is really cool.

Kyle: Vicky, look at that pantel, he so COOL, i just wanna be like him.

Vicky: DANG, he is so cool, i wish he was my friend, because i got no friends.

by mr.noname April 30, 2008