Pansexual

-Noun.
People or persons who are sexually attracted to pots and pans; usually associated with cooking.

Pansexual Peter:"Dayyum I could sure go for some fried eggs this morning."

Some Other Faggot:"What the fuck is it with you and cooking eggs?"

Pansexual Peter: "I'm sorry mang, I can't help it. I 'jes love me the look of some o' those Frying pans y'all niggas have."

Some Other Faggot: "What the fuck dude?"

by Cansor May 12, 2014

Pansexual

Someone who is attractive to a all genders simultaneously. They do not just fall in love with someone for their genitals. They are not sluts. They are not attracted to cook wear. They are real people

1: do you like cisgirls or cis guys
2: I like both

1: do you like trans girls or trans guys

2: I like them both. I'm pansexual. And I don't care what the persons genitals are I just love them for them

by Fuck of homophobes November 11, 2015

Pansexual

When you are sexually active to the inanimate cooking object known widely as the pan.
Cooking pans are the best choice when uwuing
with said pan. May be tough first time but you can fit a raccoon up your ass so you ain't special.

"Hey guys I'm pansexual"
Everyone starts gasping as to how I shove an 18 inch cooking pan up my ass.
Applause
"Delicious, finally some goodfucking food"

by Uwu_time February 24, 2020

Pansexual

No, it’s not when someone has sex with pans. It’s when a person doesn’t care about gender or sexuality, they love everyone, regardless of what they have down there.

Mom: wait...so you said you’re Pansexual, do you fuck pans?

David: uh...no mom, I fuck everyone.

Mom: oh.

by Thatonegirlyouwannafuck January 7, 2018

Pansexual

When you wanna fuck pans

Some pansexual: I wanna fuck a pan so bad

A normal person: Can you please fuck off

by AJ the kid January 20, 2019

Pansexual

Someone who has a interest or sexual yearning for pans.

"Wow that pansexual sure loves that baking pan."

by Booty411 June 23, 2016

Pansexual

An attraction to people based entirely on how one feels about another on a personal face to face level regardless of gender identity, sexual orientation or biological gender, skin color, ethnic background, religion, etc.

I've dated men, women, straight, gay, bi, transgendered, inter-sexed, black, white, brown, Christian, Buddhist, Wiccan, etc...As a Pansexual I have the capacity to love and lust without borders.

by MistressK February 4, 2010