paikon

a smelly emo streamer wearing a wig and the same crusty mask everyday who has never once touched grass. (a blue hoodie too that has never once touched water) he spends his free time packing nuggets while being paid a cent above minimum wage. he spends that money on whaling on a gacha game called “Genshin Impact”. also, he is deathly afraid of playing roblox horror games due to past trauma of pissing himself after playing the Mimic.

paikon deez nuts in yo mouth

by ispilledmyfish July 2, 2022

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paleoadmin

An IT professional who has been running the same outdated systems for longer than you've been alive and who refuses to adopt more functional equipment and methods out of fear of having to do new things.
Typically prefers equipment & software with the maximum amount of overhead so he can always look busy.

"We'd like to go Active Directory, but the old paleoadmin insists that his NT domain is handling those chores just fine."

by blankoblanko March 19, 2009

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Palgo

Slang word used in Puerto Rico to refer to a man who is with multiple women.

"Jenny broke up with her boyfriend after finding out he's a Palgo."

by KCICK June 29, 2019

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Paleohippie

1. An aging hipster, or veteran of the Sixties countercultural movement reaching retirement age. 2. Rainbow Family elder.

"Polished and politically correct politicians who failed to capture enough votes in this week's election can look to San Miguel County for a lesson in how to be an off-brand 'paleohippie' and hold office." -Nancy Lofholm, Denver Post, Nov. 5, 2004

by Art Goodtimes January 29, 2005

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