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Palistinian 

Location: Middle East
Weapon of Choice: Rock
Palistinian by Shot5times July 13, 2003
noun

A Middle Eastern country that has been occupied by a European movement called Zionism since 1948 by the permission of another European country (The United Kingdom). This land has long been inhabited by Middle Eastern Muslims, Christians, and Jews.
The occupying forces have not been treating the indigenous people very nicely. For example, it has been terrorizing them, turning them into immigrants and refugees, killing them, demolishing their houses and places of worship, and bombing their hospitals, schools, bakeries, and homes.
Some people of Palestine had to leave their lands , while many others decided to stay and fight for their freedom to live. Those people are being called names by certain countries, and these names are not very nice.
Jacob: "I have been treated badly in Europe, can I stay in Palestine for a while? It's a beautiful country,"
Mohammed: "Sure! You are most welcome!"

Jacob: "Hey yeah so I am going to steal Palestine and I will call it Israel, I will bring everyone I like here, and I will have to give them your lands and houses."
Mohammed: "I mean, you can live here but I cannot let you steal my land!"
Jacob: "How confrontational and aggressive!! I guess I have no choice but to kill you, your kids, and your women. Sorry, but you made me do it."
Palestine by i3KBS November 9, 2023

Code for Palestine 

A Palestinian coding program for teenagers, where teenagers get taught to code and to think outside-the-box
Person 1: Hey, what do you do in life?!
Person 2: I'm a Code for Palestine student!

Queers for Palestine 

An organization that doesn't even know what they stand for; Selfish LGBTQ people who are okay with other LGBTQ people being killed so they can post about their "activism" on Instagram.
Friend A: Did you see that Queers for Palestine rally?
Friend B: No, but I saw queers IN Palestine being publicly beaten on the news!

Your Palestine 

Comes from a lyric to a song by US grind jazz band Virulence. Expresses something similar to: It is non of my business, it is your trouble, face it alone, it is your fault that it is so, i do not mind
Oh, my, I broke my ankle so I am leaving out all the sport activities this week. Reply : "Your Plastine"

A: I came to like the new Pussycat Dolls single.
B: Your Palestine...
Your Palestine by z1reticuli July 13, 2006

got Palestined

When someone repetitively provokes a fight and cries victim when he keeps losing it double the amount of the initial provocation.
He tried to punch Jack in the eye but got Palestined in both (eyes).
got Palestined by vugatti October 28, 2023