paislephilia

An inappropriate obsession with paisley designs

I'm afraid Brad may have paislephilia.

by ulteriormotives June 27, 2014

paizlie

Paizlie is an amazing person. You can always trust her. Paizlie is the type of person that will never rely you down or tell anything that you do not want to share. She won’t ask you for anything but friendships. She always will love you and you should always love her. If you are friends with a Paizlie, keep them forever because soon you will relive all that time, why you were friends with her. She has hard times so treat her best. Paizlie is always beautiful, kind, and very trustworthy. By: Her best friend, Emilia

Paizlie is the best..

by Emilia••••••••:) November 9, 2019

Paisley <3

A kind,funny, amazing person. She is a wonderful girlfriend and can make anyone feel comfortable around her. She can make anybody laugh and stands up for what is right if she can.

Paisley <3 is an amazing person I wish I could be her.

by Apersonidklol May 4, 2022

Paislynn

Paislynn is fine BrownSkin😍, She cool asf to hang around with 😆. She not messy, and she lit asf😌. She don’t do that drama shii or lame shii⬇️. She love her boyfriend XAVION💙, they locked in for life🤞🏾🔒, she think h03s lame asf🥱. Nby better than her, She da goat FR FR🐐😎. She a real good 🍑 dancer🕺🏾, She tryna make banzzz💰💰. Y’all sleeping on her rb🥱, wake y’all 🍑 up‼️🙄. She loyal asf😽.

“Omgg it’s Paislynn fine self”
“Did you see Paislynn fine self tdy??”
“Paislynn the DaGoat fr fr”

by 5starP December 3, 2022

Pailing

An upper-middle class person allergic to seafood, traditionally prawns.

Jack only realised he was a pailing when he ate a whole plate of scallops at an over-priced restaurant and came out in a terrible rash.

by Wordman0001 July 28, 2007

PAISLEIGH

A hot blue eyed girl,had one bad break up. A Paisleigh is a beautiful girl and has her flaws. Paisleigh’s have a kind heart and are sweet and had a love for animals! Paisleigh will always like one boy and she always will. If you find a Paisleigh keep her she will make you happy and help you one day when least expected!A Paisleigh is a kinda hearted girl and always finds her way.

Wow why is Paisleigh so nice

by Paisleigh Brown March 25, 2019

Dr. Ian Paisley

1. Someone with a phony doctorate.
2. Religious and politcal leader in Northern Ireland with a phony doctorate and an extremely suspect religion.

Bob: Check out my doctorate in computer science!

Adrian: Wait a minute... this is written on two sheets of toilet paper, and it's signed by you, AND you spelt your own name wrong!

Bob: It's all good!

by Honest Bob January 18, 2005