The thick, gelatinized mass of vaginal fluid one finds on one's face after a long night of oral sex with a woman. A thick sticky residue variously composed of natural vaginal lubricants, foreign lubricants, saliva, sweat, urine, etc. that, once properly set over a 6-8 hour period of sleep, can be peeled off of one's face much like rubbery chips attached by dried pudding.
Dude! Kelli and I got rip roaring drunk after we got back to her place and we did it 69 style for an hour! I passed out and woke up at 6am with puddy chips!
by Jonny Tepin July 7, 2008
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"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"
by Alowishus10 February 19, 2014
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Get the paddycracker mug.An Irish person that drinks excessive amounts of milk, especially full cream - usually out of the carton. This can cause a distinct disproportion to the appearance of them: making the upper body seem unbalanced or out of proportion to the skinny legs.
Hello Paddycat are we out of full cream milk again?
Oh no- the Paddycat drank all the full cream milk again! What am i going to use on my cereal?
Oh no- the Paddycat drank all the full cream milk again! What am i going to use on my cereal?
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