Padan

A preppy fuck, who loves to hook up with wierd chicks, and vomits everywhere at parties. He is known as a teachers pet and loves the gingers (men and women). He hides his fleshlight under his bed and feels guilty when using it.

Don't pull a "Padan" ya dick

by Joan pickles November 6, 2010

padunkadunk

Where a chick has an ass so big you can see it from the front. Ass so big they wrote a song about it. So big you can put a tea cup on and not spill it. Not those nasty cottage chez sagy ass but something round and bootylishis!

That chick that walks down the street and everyone knows here from her booty. Padunkadunk.

by Lyndsey Reeves December 26, 2005

podank

derived from the words podunk and dank, podunk being low brow, likely uneducated, american white trash, and dank being high quality contraband. the combination describes the highest quality lowbrow rednecks available in the midwest.

larry the cable guy, john hartford

by sick April 18, 2004

PADANG

PADANG is another way of saying a drawn out Daaaaaammmn!

It could also be considered BAM! With a twist.

Smoky: "Mrs. Parker finer than a mother fucker."

Craig and Smoky: "PADANG!"

by phobos282 October 8, 2010

padunker

someone who gives anotha person head while tha otha person is on tha shitter

Your mom padunked me last night in your bathroom!

by gury November 21, 2003

Padankle

Padankle means to pee in the shower.

I padankled.
She likes to padankle.

Who else padankles?

by coooooooooooooooooolllllllllll June 21, 2014

padangle

to wiggle the excess poo of your butox

i took a shit and had to padangle buecause there was poo on my bum

by ryan icee16 February 23, 2009