One of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. Guys follow her everywhere, but she doesn't date many. She is known for being smart, nice, helpful, a little crazy, but always sexy. Usually athletic, confident, and well rounded. You will never find a better girl, if you know Maria Packard: keep her close.
I love Maria Packard, she is amazing.
by sydmar225519 June 15, 2013
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HP, stands for Holy Papathiscomputersucksass

and yes, your laptop power socket will freakin die after a year or two and thus force you to buy a new computer,
Hewlett Packard's desktops aren't entirely disgraceful though
in the area of laptops, Hewlett Packard is about as efficient as dial-up internet
by hw sucks September 14, 2006
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A phrase in cockney rhyming slang that denotes furniture which is lacquered. Such a quality is desirable for cocaine users as it makes sniffing less strenuous.
Johnny: that table is hewlett packard
by C Milroy April 28, 2006
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