pwned

The act of somebody getting majorly and utterly owned; normally associated with games.

I just pwned his ass.

by Kendra326 April 9, 2008

pwned

Many people are under the impression that this word means "owned" but with a hip, trendy connotation, as if by using it they become part of a cool in-group. However, the meaning is in fact slightly different, and follows more along the lines of: "I am a stupid fucktard who thinks that by intentionally misspelling words I am building solidarity with the internet community, completely unaware that this gimmicky act actually just makes people hate me."

Andrew: It didn't take you long to lose all your friends. Pwned!
Betsy: If you ever say that "word" again I will disembowel you and play jump rope with your innards.

by ea1279 July 29, 2008

pwned

Usually used to indicated a succesful teabagging. After secretly sneaking up behind someone who is sitting down, and placing your testicles on your forehead, you say 'PWNED!'

Balls-on-forehead complete, PWNED!

by Musq January 27, 2004

pwned

to beat(win), to beat(cause injury), to embarass, to be injured by a random catastrophy, variant of owned

"Michael Jordan would pwn Shaq at basketball any day"
"Did you see that video of that kid getting run over by that car? Pwned!"

by Tomsoma January 3, 2007

pwned

A corrupted version of the word "owned". Originated from warcraft when a designer spelled owned wrong. Instead of it saying (INSTERT NAME HERE) has been Owned, it said (INSERT NAME HERE) has been pwned.

The word pwned or owned means to be made a fool of. This word is generally used in gaming and on the internet.

Player 1: OMG LIEK YOU JST GOT PWNED!!!1
Player 2: Shut up.

by Grade-A February 3, 2005

pwned

(adjective) pronounced (pownd)- pwned is another way of saying 'owned'. when you get pwned, you just totally got your ass kicked, either physically or just at utter failure. it is normally used in online gaming. pwned really does mean owned but it came to be because the 'p' and the 'o' on the keyboard are right next to each other so it was originally got mistyped so it became pwned.

(guy falls in a lake on accident) lol u just gotz pwned!

(guy gets utterly killed in the dual arena) omfg pwned!

(guy gets killed) d00d i pwned u!!!1

i gonna pwn u biatch (im gonna kill you bitch)

by kiwifuzzl June 27, 2007

pwned

The way an idiot spells owned.

Idiot: I pwned that guy!
Me: You're an idiot. You owned him.

by Bobby2768 March 18, 2009