Dirty Parker

The act of splitting a girl in half with your gargantuan horse cock

“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?

“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”

by theemoone182 April 4, 2020

Parker girl

Parker is the “it” girl everyone wants to be or be with. Although Parker seems like she would be rude, she is actually the sweetest girl out there with a big personality. Parker knows how to make the whole room laugh. A Parker can get any guy she wants due to her ridiculous looks and her crazy good flirting skills. Parkers, however, find themselves enjoying smaller things like going to a movie or just chilling at home. A Parker will surround herself with good and positive people only. If you have a Parker in your life, you will find yourself constantly laughing and smiling around her.

Guy 1: Damn did you see Parker tonight?
Girl 1: Yeah she is beautiful I want to be her!

Parker girl- A genuine, loving, and supportive person you would be extremely lucky to have in your life.

by just some city kid July 9, 2018

Girl Parker

Girl Parker’s are the kindest girls you will ever meet. They accept everyone, and try their best to be nice even though it may be hard sometimes. They are stunning no matter what color hair, eyes, skin, etc. they may have. They are usually athletic, and are the loyalist friend you could ask for. They put your feelings and problems before theirs. Even though they may put your needs first however, they do have feelings that they want to talk about, but want you to approach them about them first. They aren’t upfront about feelings very often and always try their best to stay happy. They are loud and crazy around their friends and newcomers and love to laugh!

Dude, that Girl Parker is so nice to me and always has a smile on her face!

by Allthehandlesweretaken October 24, 2018

purrer

A cat, so called because... well... it purrs.

Look at that little purrer! I'd better nose it now. (Cat runs off closely pursued by would-be noser)

by El Noso Blanco September 10, 2006

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.

Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

by grandy427 October 17, 2008

Purgert

When you and your friends go skydiving with a pocket full of noodles, specifically on the sabbath, and when you get on the ground everyone eats the noodles together

Sunday is my purgert, bring your favorite noodles.

by jankcat January 11, 2017

Pucker Sunch

When you reel someone in by making it look like you’re going to kiss them, but head butt them instead. This is similar to a sucker punch, but can be used as an attack on your horrible ex who thinks they still have a chance.

Did you see that girl give him a pucker sunch?

by Abbbsss May 3, 2022