pothole dj

Anyone who drives a car, with a cd player so bad, that when they hit a bump their cds skips.

Dude, I wouldn't have gotten a ride home with Bill if I had realized he was a pothole dj. His cd player sucks ass.

by RC Rondo November 10, 2009

Porkhole

A particularly ignorant person who is generally disagreeable and unknowingly foolish. Related to but hole but considered less crass in social settings.

Bob, you’re porkhole dude! Can’t believe you dissed that security guard for no reason.

by Hamadi Awad October 4, 2023

The Pothole 500

The 2010 version of The Daytona 500 that was delayed for over two hours because of a pavemet failure on the track that occured mid-race. The race was eventually resumed after everybody lost interest from watching a road repair crew work on patching a hole on the sport's biggest day.

Dave: Hey, how'd you like The Daytona 500?

Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!

by notbait February 15, 2010

Mexican Pothole

Rubbing asses together in a manner to make one's assholes kiss.

These two chicks where bumping asses so hard they caused a Mexican Pothole.

by Andoman2k May 10, 2018

ocean pothole

A hole in the sand that fills with sea water and random, aquatic creatures at high tide.

Laura got white girl wasted while chilling in an ocean pothole and sipping on an Old E 40 ounce.

by Texas Twinkie February 3, 2022

New Orleans Pothole

When you're giving a rim job and sneeze into her butt and then she farts the sneeze back into your face.

"Damn, I caught pink eye from that New Orleans Pothole last night" - Geoff

by Dusty Buns February 16, 2023

Pothole

Someone who when under the influence of marijuana becomes a complete and utter asshole.

<boy1> "Hey, are you going to Chris' party?"
<boy2> "Depends. Did he get any weed?"
<boy1> "Yeah, why?"
<boy2> "Then I don't think so. Chris can be kind of a pothole when he's high..."

by TehSloppyJoe March 19, 2010