Piotrek

AKA Manliness, Godliness and Divine Beauty. Piotrek is a name given most often to the BETTER (Alpha) male. There are three expectations that must be met if one is to be named "Piotrek".
1. Huge penis
2. Handsome
3. Inteligent (130 IQ and up)

Not to be confused with Star Trek even though his penis might be the size of a Klingon war cruiser. Oh yeah.

I wish I could be Piotrek, that guy has everything I dream of and that which I will never posses.

by I wish I was Piotrek October 24, 2006

internet pioneer

Somebody who used the internet before any of the major sites (like myspace facebook youtube and even google) were around. Internet pioneers were the first users of the internet, and they know what they're doing when they go online.

Person1: Why is my internet being stupid?
Person2: Try clearing your cache and cookies.
Person1: Wow you are so smart, you must be an internet pioneer.

by darkshadow29 July 31, 2010

Piojito

When someone caresses your hair to soothe you to sleep or to relax you. The literal definition and translation of the word piojito small lice in Spanish.

I would like you to give me piojito before I go to sleep.

by fingered_manifesto April 15, 2010

Pi O'Clock

The time 3:14. Can be AM or PM. Also, Pi Time.

Guy 1: "Hey, what time do you want to go to the bar?"
Guy 2: "I have class until 3. Let's go at Pi O'Clock."

Pizza Place: "Your pizza should be ready to pick up at Pi O'Clock. Thanks!"

by Krish the Fish March 16, 2010

Pioneer charter school of science 1

A nest of thots and ugly wanna be fuck boys that can’t do shit in their lives. Yes the teachers are wack too. If you get accepted do your self a favor and run as far as fuck as you can

Pioneer charter school of science 1 is ass

by Dragindeznuts September 5, 2018

Pionel Pessi

Pionel Pessi is an ancient ghost from Rosario, Argentina.
If you shout "Real Madrid" he will dissapear.
If you shout "Eibar" or "Penalty" he will appear.

Me: REAL MADRID!
Pionel Pessi: *dissapears*

by pionelpessighost September 2, 2022

Pious Paradox

The level where religious people thinks they are too good and feel like they are above other people to the point where their religiousness backfires in intellect and empathy. In simple terms, FOR SOME PEOPLE, the more you become religious, the less intelligent and empathetic you become.

This paradox is prevalent, especially in Abrahamic religions.

Jamal: You have depression? You must be non-religious and have weak iman.

Here, Jamal illustrates a pious paradox, where he thinks he has never experienced depression because of his "higher level" of faith.

by DOMOQUE October 21, 2020