Pianobang

When someone has sex while playing a piano.

Julie is a great pianist, and sexy too! I'd like to pianobang her really hard!

by classicalmusicissexy October 9, 2009

Piano it

The process of not being able to figure out a solution to an electrical problem so said electrican just powers it down then powers it back up to just piano it

I couldn't figure out why the machine wasn't working so i just piano it and it started working again

by Culatr November 30, 2016

Piano String

When a pubic hair blocks your pee hole causing pee to shoot sideways

I played a Piano String when I pissed and got pee on the toilet seat

by Wynonna Beaver February 18, 2018

Bloody Piano

When one uses his penis to causes another to bleed, during sex, either vaginally or anally and proceeds to create bloody penis imprints or stamps (that resemble piano keys) on the bleeding person's body.

Hold still honey, I wanna give you a bloody piano!

by CRich07 March 1, 2011

Dualing Pianos

The female equivalent of ‘downhill skiing’. When a man can pleasure 2 women at once just using his talented tinkling digits.

Every Wednesday Pete invited Molly and Shea round for another rendition of his Dualing Pianos. After slipping off the piano stool they left happy.

by SandyBerg February 19, 2020

Piano Duel

Basically when two classical pianists get together in a room/concert hall and take turns playing the piano. One may play for example a Chopin Etude and then the other competitor may play a Liszt etude in rebuttal. OR one may play a Mozart Sonata and the other may play a Beethoven Sonata in response.The winner of this "duel" is determined by the unanimous vote of the audience, which would loosely indicate which pianist has the better technical ability, and musicianship.

Hey, did you just see that Piano Duel? That young pianist was just flamed by his competitor's exquisite interpretation of Beethoven's Waldstein Sonata.

by Kay1430 July 8, 2011

Upside Down Piano

The act of fondling a Mans or Woman’s crotch with your fingers.

A Sexual maneuver that uses the hands to play with a persons genitals.

Pretending to play the Piano Upside Down in the Crotch area of another person.

(Duke)"Last night when i came home Torri gave me The Upside Down Piano"
(Dorian)" Wow what song did she play?"

by MC30 February 22, 2008