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Instagram Photographer

An "Instagram Photographer" is someone who believes that due to them having an Instagram account and taking tons of photos with their iPhone, they are now worthy of calling themselves photographers - even though most will have no real knowledge of text book photography.

It is also a growing hipster culture.
Me: Bro, change the ISO settings on your phone.
John Smith: Ummm, what the hell is that?
Me: Bro come on! The ISO settings! Your phone does have them somewhere right?
John Smith: Bro, I just press this button and it takes photos... That's all.
Me: You're such a damn Instagram Photographer!
by MCMXCII January 7, 2012
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Boudoir Photography

The art of offering space, trust and time to a person, or group of people, allowing them to express themselves as they would in the privacy of their own Boudoir. The craft lies on ones ability to adapt, blend in, disappear into the shadows. Sometimes, pictures also come out of this.
Have you checked out Mr London Boudoir's work? Most people thought he is just a weird old guy, using Boudoir Photography to get women to take off their clothes. Whereas he is just a decent listener.
by iAmJackOat June 14, 2020
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Fashion Photographer

One who takes enormous amounts of pictures of other, beautiful people. They yell at the models, lie on the floor, or stand on a ladder to get the right pose. But, they are basically amazing.
by colorfulkaleidoscope February 24, 2009
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photograme

The term for the eerie remnants of facebook profile picture sessions while going through another's phone or camera; dozens and dozens of pictures of the owner taken from essentially the same angle, usually in their bathroom or bedroom.
I found some chick's phone in my apartment this morning; luckily because of all this photograme I know exactly who it is.
by spazz128735 April 17, 2010
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The Photographed Voice

A group of four willing to turn their amps up so loud the earth will crumble and then explode.....and then crumble again.
1. A scientist may say: "Watch out for those kids that make up The Photographed Voice, they're rediculous. So so rediculous."

2. Your cat rolls around on shag carpeting, creating too much static and then touches your small toe. Thus, creating the feeling you have just been hit by The Photographed Voice
by Matthew Hutchings October 24, 2005
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Protographer

Protographer; someone who owns a camera and actually gets paid for it. Someone with a higher level of skill than mere ownership. A professional photographer
Charlie takes pictures of houses to sell houses. Carolyn takes pictures of houses to sell pictures of houses. Charlie has a camera. Carolyn is a protographer.
by Smartycat October 30, 2011
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Mhotography

The art of taking pictures from a moving vehicle, usually moving at quite a velocity.
check out some of my Mhotography from the east coast of Australia!
by woodzieworldtour2010 December 20, 2010
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