phone sex

it's when phone fuckers ram the telephone receiver up their snatch or their arse
ew! phone sex is gross
by damn phone fuckers October 29, 2004
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Canarian phone sex

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
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mature phone sex

1) A sexually descriptive conversation between two or more adults over a telephone. With one adult much older then the other.
2) A sexually descriptive phone call with a much younger male and older woman past child rearing age.
3) A topic involving older/younger age play in a phone call.
I enjoy mature phone sex with my friends grandmother.
by Phone Sex Speaks November 1, 2016
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phone sex

when you set your phone to vibrate and stick it in your vag and get one of your friends to call you
why are you asking to call so much, karen? are you trying to have phone sex or some other whatnot?
by waluigistacostand64 February 4, 2019
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phone sex virgin

If getting pussy in person wasn't good enough for a lover, then phone sex can suffice for some. If you have never had phone sex before, you are one of these
This kid is a total phone sex virgin. He hasnt even called 1-800-BOOBIES
by 18inches June 24, 2010
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bro phone sex

The act of talking on the phone with your bro instead of spending time with your girlfriend or wife. Very annoying to any female. Conversations occur daily and can last for hours and hours.
Dude, Sean and Chris have been on the phone all day, the must be having bro phone sex!
by kaptain-awesome June 21, 2011
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Cell Phone Sex

When your cellphone vibrates and you stick it up your vagina . Pretty much having sex with your phone .
A: Wow, what vibrate setting is your phone one? B: High A: That`s the best for cell phone sex.
by ohheygirlhey May 14, 2010
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