green pneumonia

When you smoke too much resin from scraping out your pieces, or too regularly, and it makes you sick.

Man, Jesse smoked so much of that shit he got green pneumonia!

by RougeVengeance May 2, 2018

Republican Pneumonia

An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. Named as such due to the optimal conditions for spread of the virus within Republican communities.

I heard Trump got the Republican Pneumonia, it was only a matter of time.

by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020

Republican Pneumonia

An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. It is highly prevalent within republican communities due to the lack of social distancing, refusal to wear masks, and disdain for fellow humans.

I heard Trump got the Republican Pneumonia, I guess it was just a matter of time.

by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020

pediatric pneumonia

When you inhale a load from your man and it gets into your lungs causing pneumonia. “Sperm-lung”

I got laid last night but that damn pediatric pneumonia is kicking my ass today.

I can’t breathe with this pediatric pneumonia those kid are partying in my lungs.

by Hero with the PEDImate June 5, 2021

Pneumococcal pneumonia

Someone who constantly has their lips pressed into a thin straight line

Dam she got that pneumococcal pneumonia smile

by Sienna33 September 1, 2021

apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles

verbally long word

bro have you heard?
what?
apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles!!!
what the fuck are you talking about

by morting April 9, 2025

Whore’s Pneumonia

A sore throat due to an overindulgence of oral sex

“Did you hear about Jen? She got whore’s pneumonia and can barely eat!”

by JudastheJester July 24, 2019