paynus

When your salary is bigger than someone else's.

Sorry, Jeff, my paynus is bigger than yours

by actionmoviefreak February 8, 2014

Pehnus

An Asian males genitalia, used only by the Asian himself when referring to his own genitalia. Generally considered much smaller than average.

ooohhhhh, my pehnus is a so big!

by PUFS December 21, 2010

Penussy

a term used by the fucking degenerates who simp for Peni Parker. The term is similar to "Clussy" which stands for "Clown pussy" or other stuff that ends with "ussy" another way it's used is when my fuckhead of a friend Austin kept threatening to ship me with Peni Parker. I literally screamed at him not to, and thank god he didn't. If you're reading this, fuck you for that, Austin

Austin: "You're drowning in that penussy!" Evan: "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN"

by RickandMortyfan649 August 1, 2023

Penus

Verb.

The abbreviated term for gay male intercourse (Penis+Anus= Penus), when the male genitalia penetrates into the anal sphincter, massaging the male prostate gland.

Also known as anal sex, buttsex, and fudgepacking.

Ricky and Brad engaged in penus all night long.

by Woahboyy November 3, 2007

Neck Penus

A Neck Penus is a penis usually found on the neck, it has no purpose but to give others the chancce to make fun of you and say "Dude! what the fuck is that on your neck!?"

"I commited suicide because everyone was making fun of me for having a Neck Penus."

by NukkaFresh April 7, 2009

peenus

a very small penis, below average

You gots a small peenus

by ZaneWords March 27, 2005

paynus

same as penis but different

my paynus is huger then yours.

by quinton November 24, 2004