percy-speed

The slowest possible motion to still be considered moving forward.

The cliffs surrounding Niagara Falls are actually eroding at percy-speed.

by JohnnyDago February 26, 2008

Katy Perry Syndrome

Bisexual girls who really arent bisexual who make out with girls for the hell of it and woulnd't say the word lesbian if their mouth was filled with one. "i kissed a girl -- hope my boyfriend dont mind it"

Girl 1 "What the hell is Chelsea doing making out Molly? Doesn't she know she's straight as hell?"
Girl 2: "Ugh. It's the Katy Perry Syndrome. It'll pass."

by AngryRobotLesbian November 8, 2010

percy-speed

Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.

It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.

by Donkey81 February 25, 2008

percy-speed

Percy-speed v(P) is defined by...
v(P) = Pm/r² , where:

P = the percy-speed constant = 7.3635
m = your mass
r² = your distance at any point in time from Percy

Essentially, the further you are from Percy, the faster you move.

The bartenders at Segafredo serve at percy-speed.

by Jeff81 March 31, 2008

Peaky Sneenis

n. A person who is adept at seducing someone either with suave talking or provacative gestures.

v. A swift and unexpected anal ravaging.

n. He is a very peaky sneenis.
v. She was peaky sneenis'd like a champ.

by sirron kcuhceht August 6, 2008

pervy sanchez

An obviously perverted person(usually referring to males)

A guy that comments on porn videos on what they would do to the girl is a Pervy Sanchez

by Tlo97 August 10, 2017

Perry System

A system used by federal agencies to track and indicate fiscal dates in a filing system.

According to the indicators of the Perry System this file is ready for archiving.

by JP January 6, 2005