patish

An incredibly good excuse for missing work. It does not have to be true or believable, as long it guarantees that you cannot get to work.

You had too much to drink on Tuesday, what was your patish on Wednesday?
This guy misses work so often, yet he always has a patish.

by RajeshZA July 21, 2016

patrussy

When Patrick from spongebob gets wet and horny

Patrick: Spongebob my patrussy is wet !!!
Spongebob: What is patrussy

Patrick: *shows him his patrussy*
Spongebob: *gets wet also*

by Badussymaster February 14, 2022

PatsR

Legendary and beloved NFL message board troll, considered a genius in many circles. Best known for his "PatsR Guarantee", PatsR is similar to a rock star on many levels. He is also referred to as the "Ambassador of Patriots Nation".

"Randy Moss will play for the New England Patriots in 2007, on that I give you my PatsR Guarantee"

by IUColtPacerFan August 7, 2007

Patukis

Butt, booty, ass

That girl is a pain in my patukis!

by Hawt65Nova September 11, 2009

Patsy

Slang for a line. Usually cocaine. Originates from Patsy Cline. Used mostly in Liverpool.

"Lets go for a quick Patsy"

by Gazbags January 21, 2010

Patsy's Finger

When you befriend a guy with the sole purpose of fucking his sister, you can choose to give him a Patsy's Finger. The process for giving a Patsy's Finger is simple. After fingering his sister, put the guy in a headlock; then, force him to smell your finger covered in his sister's juices. To make it complete, yell, "Patsy's Finger," while he chokes and gags.

Georgie is a fool for thinking I was his real friend. As soon as I got in his sister's pants, I forced him into a Patsy's finger! What an idiot. He cried.

by Philly Jay September 15, 2015

parussia

One of name of Russia
Consists of half word of <parasha> that means shit and <Russia> that means a country with a poor population and corruption

- What a pity that I was born in parussia

by anrgypimp June 15, 2017