L.A.P.D. Beatdown

A group of at least 5 men surround a woman in a gangbang and beat the shit out of her with their penises.

Neal, Chad, Zach, Josh, and C.J. surrounded a cheerleader and gave her the L.A.P.D. Beatdown.

by PDtamer03 May 30, 2006

L.A.P.D.

Large Ass Pelvis Destroyer.

-An overweight female that would destroy your pelvis if she had sex with you.

I just hooked up with an L.A.P.D. and now i wont be able to walk in weeks.

by coomey January 17, 2011

F.L.A.P.

"The Freedom Loving Alcoholics Party." The political arm of the more militant right-wing group S.H.L.F. F.L.A.P. is committed to the creation of an intellectual consensus against sitting inside all weekend and never going out. Less concerned with Steve's house per se, F.L.A.P. is opposed to a more global problem: being a douche bag and not going out on the weekend.

Yeah, I'm a member of F.L.A.P. but not the S.H.L.F. because they went a little overboard with the whole Tiffy kidnapping/Yak-a-black decapitation thing.

by S.H.L.F May 8, 2005

F.L.A.P.

Acronym for Feeling Like A Player.

When you are working two or more people at one time you should be F.L.A.P.ing

by lmafohehe September 24, 2011

F,A,L,P

F- flat
A- ass
L- loose
P- pussy

Hey I fucked your mom she has a F,A,L,P

by Deeznutz123456654 April 26, 2022

P.P.S.L.A.P.P

Professional Prowess Stoppage in Leu of Aptitude Problem Prominence

Make sure you don't do that during your next progress review or you will get a P.P.S.L.A.P.P.

by Trashicus May 6, 2021

L.A.P.S.

L.A.P.S. (Lazy Ass Parent Syndrome) is a disease affecting children with severe behavior disorders. Notable cases include incidents of children with known (and even unknown) mental disorders performing violent crimes due to the negligence of their parents. The disease also affects that annoying child running through the restaurant while you are trying to eat or the other one throwing a fit in the toy section of the store because his/her parent will not buy them a toy.

Cases are common when parents of children choose to pay little to no attention to their children while also neglecting common sense in dealing with their child's other mental illnesses.

Ted: "Guns are a problem just look at that recent shooting where the kid played video games and then went and shot up a (insert destination here)."

Bob: "No Ted, the kid suffered from 'L.A.P.S.' had his parent(s) used an ounce of common sense and locked their fire arms up appropriately knowing they had a mentally unstable child in the house this all could have been avoided."

by Kraizk December 23, 2012